Ocud - Chronicles of a ToolChest

Is There Anybody Better Than Me??

2010-01-05T00:49:00.000-08:00

Not in the present day poker world. While a true and hardened Texas Hold Them professional like me understand the difficulty of finishing at a final table, others do not. Making it to the final table is an enormous accomplishment but to be a superstar, you need to finish in first place like I did.

Evidence of My Greatness

2009-11-17T00:26:00.000-08:00

This is why I am one of the best online poker players. Click on the picture to see a more clear view of my 5th place finish.

Poker Profanity and Threats

2009-10-30T18:58:00.000-07:00

It wasn't until online poker that I learned about the poker-specific profanity such as "railbird" and "donk". A typical tool will use this terms consistently during my verbal attack. This one tool also threatened to report me to some poker authority. Does one exist?

Ocud.[Observer]:Breaks are stupid just like you tools
BloodyWolf68: your not even in this game ...rail bird
Ocud.[Observer]:Why are you playing on poker on a Friday night? loser
Tournament: Blinds going up to 200/400 Ante 40
ausash: yeah why play when u can sit on rail with no $ and whine wishing u cld play
BloodyWolf68: LOL
Ocud.[Observer]:Sometimes the abundance of tools is overwhelming and I have to take a step back from the table and observe
ausash: look in da mirror kid
BloodyWolf68: next he is going to ask you for 10.00 , that he will pay back when he eins
ausash: then take ur step back
BloodyWolf68: wins
Ocud.[Observer]:I would never ask you for $10
BloodyWolf68: then jump off the rail
Ocud.[Observer]:I'll take it from you playing poker
BloodyWolf68: not in thei tourny...donk
ausash: lol
Player francis7 is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
Ocud.[Observer]:I'm getting paid to do this.
IAMOCUD: yeah railbird, and you are not ocud, i am ocud
BloodyWolf68: sure
ausash: wp IAM
BloodyWolf68: ocud???
Ocud.[Observer]:I don't even have to take your money to make money
BloodyWolf68: ok
BloodyWolf68: how does that work
ausash: ur gettin paid to be a douche?>
BloodyWolf68: superstar
ausash: wow good sutff
IAMOCUD: i know, this freakn tool strolls in here talking all that s**t
IAMOCUD: hes probably broke
IAMOCUD: stupid tool
IAMOCUD: im gonna write about this tool on my blog
BloodyWolf68: lets all turn him in...see how much hemakes then
IAMOCUD: ocud . blogspot . com
IAMOCUD: yeah ocud, taking my name, lets play heads up
ausash: now me thinking ocud is ocud is ocud hmm me thinkin too much
Player centurion102 is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
BloodyWolf68: i should have called
IAMOCUD: you prolly only got PMs huh ocud
Ocud.[Observer]:Actually, I work for a subsidiary of Sportsbook
Ocud.[Observer]:and they pay me to record these chat transcripts of all of you stupid tools
Ocud.[Observer]:with no life
BloodyWolf68: then you are in violation of company policy
BloodyWolf68: so again if we turn you in, you have no job
Player akpokerclub is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
BloodyWolf68: go do your fake job rail bird
Ocud.[Observer]:BloodyWolf68, from here on out I am going to refer to you as stupid tool.
BloodyWolf68: and I refer you as rail bird
Player BloodyWolf68 is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
Ocud.[Observer]:StupidTool, I am renown in the poker world
BloodyWolf68: ok bird
BloodyWolf68: maybe I should call you donk bird
BloodyWolf68: oh I forgot you won the WPT last week
BloodyWolf68: fool
Ocud.[Observer]:StupidTool, some other tool is going to take you out
BloodyWolf68: report this donk
BloodyWolf68: now
BloodyWolf68: every one
cashman 19: cmon lets all be nice
Ocud.[Observer]:Sportsbook already knows about me. I am an employee and I am client of their services.
cashman 19: & play some cards
Ocud.[Observer]:StupidTool, you are a Stupid Tool
BloodyWolf68: we will see
BloodyWolf68: they do not pay you to be a donk rail bird
BloodyWolf68: you will be a unemployed rail bird
BloodyWolf68: DA
Ocud.[Observer]:stupid tol
BloodyWolf68: records this and will email, both cake adn sportsbook
BloodyWolf68: DA
Player pesc4tore is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
Player akpokerclub is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
Ocud.[Observer]:You don't have to record this email StupidTool. I will post it to my site and you can copy it off there.

A Glimpse into the Sewers of Online Poker - The Play Money Rooms

2009-10-11T20:59:00.000-07:00

If you are looking for the biggest of all tools, simply join a play money game. Below is an example of some tools I quickly picked up in a room....

Ocud.: look at u stupid tools
stakkup: ocud fuccccccccc offfffff
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Ocud.: im better than all of u
stakkup: stupid fuc
SikoyaKitty: not better than me..
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Ocud.: im much better than u
SikoyaKitty: no.. you are not... FACT..
Ocud.: just look at the damage ive done after 2 winning hands
SikoyaKitty: you bullied... your way thru dork
SikoyaKitty: I am half way to our winnings luv.
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Ocud.: i am the best at free money poker
SikoyaKitty: nope... I just placed 2nd in tourney---
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Ocud.: no, i am the best
SikoyaKitty: stfu
Ocud.: and kitty wishes he placed money
SikoyaKitty: go jack off yoour little little wang
SikoyaKitty: kitty is a she ---
SikoyaKitty: idiot
Ocud.: i post chat transcripts of my conversations with tools like u on my site and sportsbook sponsors me
Ocud.: he or she, it doesnt matter. either way u r a tool
SikoyaKitty: ok.. scud... and we care?? why???
Ocud.: because i am the TOOL CHEST
SikoyaKitty: ignoring the tool....
Ocud.: ocud . blogspot . com
SikoyaKitty: till we all beat him and he leaves....zzzzzzzzz
SikoyaKitty: zzzzzzzzzzz
stakkup: ocud sucks dikkkkkkk
SikoyaKitty: and SWALLOWS!!!!!
SikoyaKitty: hahahhahehehehahahhehee
Ocud.: im going to win this pot
Ocud.: tools
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Ocud.: gay or not, i have proven that i am better than all of u. u r discriminative
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SikoyaKitty: no wonder... I knew you where angry... I dO NOT Discriminate..
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Ocud.: tool
SikoyaKitty: Tool?? are you 18?
SikoyaKitty: or 19?
Ocud.: 15
SikoyaKitty: yup..
Ocud.: im younger, less experienced but still much better than u
Ocud.: just look at my chips
Ocud.: anytime ur in doubt, just look at my chips
SikoyaKitty: Im older, wwway more experienced... and MUCH BETTER than you
SikoyaKitty: you mean your -- baby PLAY chips?? or my for REAL BAnk accoUNT???
stakkup: ocud the fact that ur playing at a freee table means you obviously lost all ur real money
Ocud.: not at all, as i mentioned SB sponsors me
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stakkup: congrats u have 23,000 fake dolllars
SikoyaKitty: is that alll!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
SikoyaKitty: thanks Stakk! STTTOOOOLLLLL
stakkup: i bet u could put a down payment on a fake house with that
SikoyaKitty: mr. SPONSER!!!!!!
SikoyaKitty: I live in a 3 mill house dork.
SikoyaKitty: I get to play for fun..

The Third Person

2009-10-08T20:02:00.000-07:00

Here, I just switched to a new table and I made myself known as soon as I arrived...

PLAYER!: you still lose
Ocud.: Relax tools.
Ocud.: Ocud has arrived
Ocud.: and he is here to relax you and put you to sleep
rjlpoker0888: stuiped mf
goldnuggetz: what kind of dooshbag refers you himself in the 3rd person in online poker
Tournament: Ocud. has 15 seconds to act.

Customer Service Tool

2009-09-17T16:32:00.000-07:00

I guess live chat reps are geting a little more snippy lately....Names have been altered in order to protect the identity of this live chat tool -

Hello, my name is 'Stupid Tool'. I'll be assisting you today.

You: hi, i received an email about receiving 20 free gold chips, but it doesnt seem like the code is working.....can you just credit my account manually?
'Stupid Tool': Hi, you need to make your deposit first.
You: There was no mention in the email about making a deposit to receive the gold chips.
'Stupid Tool': The emails said's 100% Reload upto $1000 PLUS 20 Gold Chips Automatically credited using the bonus code SH100.
You: oh ok, thought the reload bonus was the part that was contingent on deposit
You: and you guys are not doing anything to make good on poker being down for several weeks?
'Stupid Tool': The poker wasn't down for several weeks, it was our tournaments but we did had ring games.
You: just for tournaments is what i mean...as tens of thousands in freeroll money ended up not going out to the players as it was scheduled to.
'Stupid Tool': Sure make a deposit and we will give you some gold chips.
You: aha thanks, well done, great customer service right there...not like i haven’t made plenty before...tell the stupid tool team at sportsbook i said great job taking care of loyal customers.
You: good day stupid tool

New Tool on the Block

2009-09-16T22:47:00.000-07:00

In a typical dialogue, usually a tool expresses his anger towards the Toolchest using descriptive words. But words weren't enough for this tool. His boiling anger led him to draw out pictures showing how he visualizes me.

Anakin Skywr: donkey wanna besss
Anakin Skywr: your donkey
Anakin Skywr: your the biggest donkey ever
Anakin Skywr: ocud = <(}}}><
Anakin Skywr: <*}}}}><

HATE HATE HATE

2009-09-03T20:49:00.000-07:00

Tournament: Blinds going up to 25/50
Yadi Molina: well played
Ocud.: ty
Ocud.: learn more about my play at ocud.blogspot.com
Ocud.: youd be surprised
Yadi Molina: what????
Yadi Molina: you're not that good tool......

Poker Hand Breakdown

2009-08-29T21:50:00.000-07:00

Here I explain to deelo88.1, how he lost his hand. My explanation makes absolutely no sense. Still deelo88.1 was trying to give me the real truth.

Tournament: deelo88.1 is eliminated and is placed 66th
Tournament: blockbaby wins 10 bounty.
IAMOCUD[Observer]:How many bounties do you have?
deelo88.1[Observer]:what a ****ing joke
deelo88.1[Observer]:AT
deelo88.1[Observer]:douchebag
deelo88.1[Observer]:horrible
IAMOCUD[Observer]:you just suck
blockbaby: bounti
blockbaby: 7
deelo88.1[Observer]:yea i suck playing KK
deelo88.1[Observer]:dumb****
deelo88.1[Observer]:everyone here needs to get a clue...this tourney was just hilarious
IAMOCUD[Observer]:think about it you tool. he has two chances of getting a pair
IAMOCUD[Observer]:you don't
deelo88.1[Observer]:b/c a pair of tens would beat me right?
deelo88.1[Observer]:god your a dumbass
d.sims: he had a flush draw and a A to hit
d.sims: 12 outs
deelo88.1[Observer]:he didn't have a flush draw pre-flop you ****nig idiot
IAMOCUD[Observer]:He could've got two As or 3 10s
deelo88.1[Observer]:my god are you legally retarded
d.sims: did
deelo88.1[Observer]:well **** i coulda got quads if you wanna talk like that
deelo88.1[Observer]:could coulda coulda
NateHennig: deelo smoke a bowl
IAMOCUD[Observer]:you didn't have a chance to get a 3 of a kind
deelo88.1[Observer]:he's a 16% underdog you douche
deelo88.1[Observer]:go read a book
IAMOCUD[Observer]:i think you need to visit my site
deelo88.1[Observer]:nah, i dont need a site that sells sheeps for ****ing
Tournament: Shady Slim is eliminated and is placed 62nd
Tournament: d.sims wins 10 bounty.
Tournament: Hand-for-Hand play in effect. Waiting for other tables to
finish.
IAMOCUD[Observer]:ocud . blogspot . com

Major Tool Spotted on Sportsbook

2009-08-25T21:41:00.000-07:00

I apologize for the numerous blog entries in such a short period of time. Although, I have come across a major tool tonight. I found this one on Sportsbook. This was the longest chat ever recorded in my tool talk history and possibly the biggest tool I have ever encountered. Even after this tool was eliminated, he followed me until I reached the final table in hopes that someone would take me out. Therefore, I am only showing excerpts and my comments. Should you wish to view the entire chat, feel free to request the transcript when leaving a comment.

We will revisit this comment later
CALL2WIN2X: It's funny being called a tool
CALL2WIN2X: being I taught the guy who taught Greg Raymer

Random interjection by another tool
IAMOCUD[Observer]:You are a TOOL
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CALL2WIN2X: DEFINE TOOL?
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IAMOCUD[Observer]:Tool: A person, typically a male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a "what are you doing here look" look
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tiltyoworld: IAMOCUD: We're trying to play poker and you're not {what are you doing here look} I think that would make you like a DUESCHTOOL..just a thought

After this sequence I have supposedly been ignored. We were definitely far from that.
tiltyoworld: can we go back to playin poker sometime today instead of trading insults with people we'll never talk to I again..THANKS
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CALL2WIN2X: thanks Tilt
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CALL2WIN2X: he is just an idiot
CALL2WIN2X: I will put him on ignore
IAMOCUD[Observer]:I'm going to ignore you too
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IAMOCUD[Observer]:If you place high, it means you got lucky and if you place low then it means you were being a typical tool
CALL2WIN2X: lucky 3 times out of 5 today?
CALL2WIN2X: I think not
CALL2WIN2X: IDIOT
CALL2WIN2X: STFU
IAMOCUD[Observer]:I thought I was on ignore stupid tool

Not sure where this saying comes from
CALL2WIN2X: YOU SAY I KNOW HOW...
CALL2WIN2X: I KNOW HOW...
CALL2WIN2X: AND THEN SMASH...
CALL2WIN2X: BITE CURB IDIOT!
CALL2WIN2X: CRY TO SOMEONE WHO CARES!

After losing a disgusting hand to somebody else
Sir Salvager: can u observe other table?
IAMOCUD[Observer]:Sir, you should have been observing after that last hand
IAMOCUD[Observer]:being the tool that you are, you called with 8 6
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Sir Salvager: no idiot I went all in they called

CALL2WIN2X supposedly invented "Poker After Dark" Whatever that is
TeUnit[Observer]:ocud what happend to the tuf guy
IAMOCUD[Observer]:I'm still tough
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TeUnit[Observer]:no the guy sayin he invented poker
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:Not invented Poker idiot. I invented Poker After Dark.

Sometime after CALL2WIN2X has been eliminated, it started heating up
Ocud.: why you observing tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:Trust me
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:you got lucky twice
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:out of 5 times
Ocud.: you tool
Ocud.: jealous tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:and you still wont break 5th
IAMOCUD[Observer]:notice how CALL has toned down
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:WRITE THAT ON YOUR SITE
IAMOCUD[Observer]:I will actually
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:ALSO WRITE THAT CALL SAYS YOU ARE A DOUCHE
IAMOCUD[Observer]:It will be a follow-up post
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:GOOD
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:I WILL TAKE YOUR POST
Ocud.: once we win everything will be avaialbel
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND ALSO PUBLISH IT
TeUnit[Observer]:what is the website?
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:IN MY BOOK
Ocud.: on ocud dot blogspot dot com
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:ABOUT RUDE PEOPLE
Tournament: Blinds going up to 4,000/8,000 Ante 800
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU THINK I WONT
Tournament: Extra Time for scottish101
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:BUT IM ACTUALLY A LOT BETTER CONNECTED THAN YOU MR. DOUCHE. YOU P**SED OFF THE WRONG ONE THIS TIME. I ALWAYS WIN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. REMEMBER THAT. YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING... ;-p

More threats
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:REMEMBER THAT!
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:I HAVE 50 PEOPLE
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:UNDER ME
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:30 BANDS
IAMOCUD[Observer]:You are such a tool that my site may explode so please tone it down okay
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND A BUNCH OF POLITICIANS
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:NO
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:HEAR THIS:
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU WILL WISH YOU NEVER EVEN MET ME.
Ocud.: dude calm down man just poker
Ocud.: chill out a bit brotha
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND ALTHOUGH I AM AS CALM AS CAN BE, I AM GOING TO UNLEASH FURY LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER KNOWN IT IN YOUR LIFE.
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:COUNT ON IT ****ER
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:SO YOU PUBLISH THIS ON YOUR DINKY SITE.
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU WILL BECOME WORLDWIDE NEWS.
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND IT WILL NOT BE THE GOOD KIND.
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:IT WILL BE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO BE LIKE.
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CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU PICKED A FIGHT WITH A GIANT
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND YOU WILL LOSE.
KingofTools[Observer]:yeah he picked a fight with a giant tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE TOOLBOX
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND HEAR THE ECHO OF A MAN ONCE PROUD
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:SAY PLEASE STOP
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:I DONT WANT ANY TROUBLE
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND MY ANGELS
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:WILL FLY DOWN UPON YOU
KingofTools[Observer]:listen to this tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:LIKE RAIN IN THE MIDST OF A HURRICANE
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CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU WANT TO FIGHT WITH A MARTIAL ARTIST

CALL2WIN2X hoping that I lose. Instead I placed 4th
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:SOMEONE KNOCK THIS IDIOT OUT

The first time someone tried to assign a meaning to my name
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:OCUD = OBNOXIOUS CUNNING UNMANNERED DOUCHEBAG

And again
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:OBNOXIOUS CUNNING UNMANNERED DOUCHEBAG

Poking more fun at this tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:I WROTE THE WORDS
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:TO THAT SONG
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:BY THREE DAYS GRACE FOR PEOPLE "JUST LIKE YOU"
KingofTools[Observer]:Im sure you tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:;-P
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:BE CERTAIN
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:OF IT
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:THE TRUTH
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:TRANSCENDS THAT INTIMIDATION
Sir Salvager[Observer]:i wrote 3 for elvis
KingofTools[Observer]:yeah i wrote thriller and man in the mirror
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:NO AND NO
Ocud.: i co-authored a blog
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Ocud.: ocud dot blogspot dot com
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IAMOCUD[Observer]:ocud dot blogspot dot com

Keep in mind, this tool taught the teacher of Greg Raymer
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:PROS HAVE HANDS 1 IN 10
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:THAT IS THE RATIO
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:OF GOOD HANDS TO MARGINAL HANDS IN POKER
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:FOLKS
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:SO IF YOU SEE SOMEONE GO ALL IN
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:MORE THAN 1 IN 10
Tournament: Blinds going up to 8,000/16,000 Ante 1,500
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:CONSISTENTLY
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:HE IS A BULLY
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:CHECK THE PAPER IN AGUORA HILLS NEXT SUNDAY

After finishing in top 5
Tournament: Ocud. is eliminated and is placed 4th
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CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:NOW I CAN LEAVE

Random funny quotes
· KingofTools[Observer]:All I'm hearing from this calltowin tool is "blah blah blah I'm a stupid tool"
· CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:He has a bot
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CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOUR BOT USAGE IS AMAZING
· CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:WHO TAUGHT THE TEACHER OF GREG RAYMER

Introducing the First Set of Tools to Ocud's Blog

2009-08-25T20:50:00.000-07:00

So here I've got a couple of tools who don't realize that the content of my site is based off their toolish behavior.....

assault420s: nice

catchbuuuyaaahhhh: dont want the two dollars that bad lol i foded qj of hearts

assault420s: i had 44

assault420s: boat

IAMOCUD[Observer]:you know what i have?

assault420s: herpes?

buuuyaaahhhh: lol

IAMOCUD[Observer]:I have a poker site that blogs about tools just like you. ocud dot blogspot dot com

assault420s: thats why you are watching this table

buuuyaaahhhh: lol

assault420s: to study the game eh

IAMOCUD[Observer]:actually, i post chat transcripts on my site showing the entire world which stupid tools are making these comments

BetOnUSA Online Chat Support

2009-08-25T18:38:00.000-07:00

BetOnUSA's poker service was taken down for an undetermined period of time. Below is a copy of my online chat with a BetOnUSA support representative in regards to that down time. Some background...BetOnUSA provides poker and sportsbook services and they did not provide its clients with advance notice prior to taking it down. While I was speaking to the rep, I thought I would clue him in to all the tools on BetOnUSA

Hello, my name is Mark Hill. How may I help you today?
Ocud: Mark,
Ocud: I am upset that the poker service went down without any prior advance notice.
Mark Hill: Unfortunately poker transfers are currently unavailable as we upgrade our poker product forthe future. We regret any inconvenience caused and would like assure you that we're working to getthis resolved as soon as possible.While we work on our new and improved poker room, try our other poker casino products -Three CardPoker and Bermuda Poker.
Ocud: So is poker coming back? And if so, are you getting rid of all the tools that were onyour service?
Mark Hill: It will be coming back in the near future
Mark Hill: Can I have your customer ID number please? (You can find this number underneath yourname on your betting ticket when you login to your account.)
Mark Hill: Can I have your customer ID number please? (You can find this number underneath yourname on your betting ticket when you login to your account.)
Mark Hill: We will email you as soon as there is an update
Ocud: ***********
Mark Hill: We will also be continually improving the website
Ocud: Please hold. I am on the phone.
Ocud: Could you please provide a timeframe
Ocud: Hello?
Ocud: I do not appreciate waiting for a response.
Mark Hill: I am sorry we do not have a timeframe available
Ocud: I would rather not have to pester you every other day to get information on when thenew upgraded poker service will be released
Mark Hill: I apologize for any inconvenience caused.
Ocud: At the minimum can you address my question regarding the abundance of tools thatwere on your poker service?
Mark Hill: We are looking into it and will improve the service offered on the poker room
Mark Hill: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Ocud: Early on I was able to put away all these tools in my toolchest but as the service gotpopular and the clientele grew, it become an insurmountable task and now I need BetONUSA's help
Mark Hill: please bear with me for a moment while I look into this...
Mark Hill: As it is a new poker service we have no idea what will be on it
Ocud: In that case, I will check on the status of this on Wednesday. I expect to have somespecific information and dates by the end of this week regarding the new service release and my otherconcern.
Mark Hill: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Ocud: No thanks. My current email address is under maintenance so please email allcorrespondence pertaining to these issues at "TheToolChest03@gmail.com"
Mark Hill: In order to change your email address on file, please provide me with the following piecesof information regarding your account:1) Your full name2) Your zip code3) Your last deposit, bet OR withdrawal amount (any one of these)4) Your old email address (the one currently on your account)5) Your new email address (the one you want to change it to)You can simply type this information into the chat window so that I can update your account wherepossible.
Ocud: Thanks
Mark Hill: Please note that we can only send emails to the address on file, so you will need to updateit as above

SharkScope - THE Tool Discovery Tool

2009-08-24T16:46:00.000-07:00

I am not sure if you tools have become accustomed to using an online poker database for your tooltalking, but you should...I prefer SharkScope.com.

Immediately upon discovery of this useful tool, I in turn was able to expose a stupid tool....Ever since, I have been exposing new tools each day....Here was the historic beginning:

Ocud.: some serious tools at this table
tonydolphin: 0cud you are a tool ive sharkscoped you
Ocud.: well tool if you sharkscope me, you'll have found out that i have a higher ROI
Ocud.: hence i am better than you
Ocud.: stupid tool
tonydolphin: only because i played my first 250 games at double or nothings TOOL

This is what I imagine tonydolphin looks like...