Poker Profanity and Threats

It wasn't until online poker that I learned about the poker-specific profanity such as "railbird" and "donk". A typical tool will use this terms consistently during my verbal attack. This one tool also threatened to report me to some poker authority. Does one exist?

Ocud.[Observer]:Breaks are stupid just like you tools
BloodyWolf68: your not even in this game ...rail bird
Ocud.[Observer]:Why are you playing on poker on a Friday night? loser
Tournament: Blinds going up to 200/400 Ante 40
ausash: yeah why play when u can sit on rail with no $ and whine wishing u cld play
BloodyWolf68: LOL
Ocud.[Observer]:Sometimes the abundance of tools is overwhelming and I have to take a step back from the table and observe
ausash: look in da mirror kid
BloodyWolf68: next he is going to ask you for 10.00 , that he will pay back when he eins
ausash: then take ur step back
BloodyWolf68: wins
Ocud.[Observer]:I would never ask you for $10
BloodyWolf68: then jump off the rail
Ocud.[Observer]:I'll take it from you playing poker
BloodyWolf68: not in thei tourny...donk
ausash: lol
Player francis7 is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
Ocud.[Observer]:I'm getting paid to do this.
IAMOCUD: yeah railbird, and you are not ocud, i am ocud
BloodyWolf68: sure
ausash: wp IAM
BloodyWolf68: ocud???
Ocud.[Observer]:I don't even have to take your money to make money
BloodyWolf68: ok
BloodyWolf68: how does that work
ausash: ur gettin paid to be a douche?>
BloodyWolf68: superstar
ausash: wow good sutff
IAMOCUD: i know, this freakn tool strolls in here talking all that s**t
IAMOCUD: hes probably broke
IAMOCUD: stupid tool
IAMOCUD: im gonna write about this tool on my blog
BloodyWolf68: lets all turn him in...see how much hemakes then
IAMOCUD: ocud . blogspot . com
IAMOCUD: yeah ocud, taking my name, lets play heads up
ausash: now me thinking ocud is ocud is ocud hmm me thinkin too much
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BloodyWolf68: i should have called
IAMOCUD: you prolly only got PMs huh ocud
Ocud.[Observer]:Actually, I work for a subsidiary of Sportsbook
Ocud.[Observer]:and they pay me to record these chat transcripts of all of you stupid tools
Ocud.[Observer]:with no life
BloodyWolf68: then you are in violation of company policy
BloodyWolf68: so again if we turn you in, you have no job
Player akpokerclub is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
BloodyWolf68: go do your fake job rail bird
Ocud.[Observer]:BloodyWolf68, from here on out I am going to refer to you as stupid tool.
BloodyWolf68: and I refer you as rail bird
Player BloodyWolf68 is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
Ocud.[Observer]:StupidTool, I am renown in the poker world
BloodyWolf68: ok bird
BloodyWolf68: maybe I should call you donk bird
BloodyWolf68: oh I forgot you won the WPT last week
BloodyWolf68: fool
Ocud.[Observer]:StupidTool, some other tool is going to take you out
BloodyWolf68: report this donk
BloodyWolf68: now
BloodyWolf68: every one
cashman 19: cmon lets all be nice
Ocud.[Observer]:Sportsbook already knows about me. I am an employee and I am client of their services.
cashman 19: & play some cards
Ocud.[Observer]:StupidTool, you are a Stupid Tool
BloodyWolf68: we will see
BloodyWolf68: they do not pay you to be a donk rail bird
BloodyWolf68: you will be a unemployed rail bird
BloodyWolf68: DA
Ocud.[Observer]:stupid tol
BloodyWolf68: records this and will email, both cake adn sportsbook
BloodyWolf68: DA
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Player akpokerclub is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
Ocud.[Observer]:You don't have to record this email StupidTool. I will post it to my site and you can copy it off there.