A Glimpse into the Sewers of Online Poker - The Play Money Rooms

If you are looking for the biggest of all tools, simply join a play money game. Below is an example of some tools I quickly picked up in a room....

Ocud.: look at u stupid tools
stakkup: ocud fuccccccccc offfffff
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Ocud.: im better than all of u
stakkup: stupid fuc
SikoyaKitty: not better than me..
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Ocud.: im much better than u
SikoyaKitty: no.. you are not... FACT..
Ocud.: just look at the damage ive done after 2 winning hands
SikoyaKitty: you bullied... your way thru dork
SikoyaKitty: I am half way to our winnings luv.
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Ocud.: i am the best at free money poker
SikoyaKitty: nope... I just placed 2nd in tourney---
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Ocud.: no, i am the best
SikoyaKitty: stfu
Ocud.: and kitty wishes he placed money
SikoyaKitty: go jack off yoour little little wang
SikoyaKitty: kitty is a she ---
SikoyaKitty: idiot
Ocud.: i post chat transcripts of my conversations with tools like u on my site and sportsbook sponsors me
Ocud.: he or she, it doesnt matter. either way u r a tool
SikoyaKitty: ok.. scud... and we care?? why???
Ocud.: because i am the TOOL CHEST
SikoyaKitty: ignoring the tool....
Ocud.: ocud . blogspot . com
SikoyaKitty: till we all beat him and he leaves....zzzzzzzzz
SikoyaKitty: zzzzzzzzzzz
stakkup: ocud sucks dikkkkkkk
SikoyaKitty: and SWALLOWS!!!!!
SikoyaKitty: hahahhahehehehahahhehee
Ocud.: im going to win this pot
Ocud.: tools
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Ocud.: gay or not, i have proven that i am better than all of u. u r discriminative
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SikoyaKitty: no wonder... I knew you where angry... I dO NOT Discriminate..
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Ocud.: tool
SikoyaKitty: Tool?? are you 18?
SikoyaKitty: or 19?
Ocud.: 15
SikoyaKitty: yup..
Ocud.: im younger, less experienced but still much better than u
Ocud.: just look at my chips
Ocud.: anytime ur in doubt, just look at my chips
SikoyaKitty: Im older, wwway more experienced... and MUCH BETTER than you
SikoyaKitty: you mean your -- baby PLAY chips?? or my for REAL BAnk accoUNT???
stakkup: ocud the fact that ur playing at a freee table means you obviously lost all ur real money
Ocud.: not at all, as i mentioned SB sponsors me
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stakkup: congrats u have 23,000 fake dolllars
SikoyaKitty: is that alll!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahhahahahahhaha
SikoyaKitty: thanks Stakk! STTTOOOOLLLLL
stakkup: i bet u could put a down payment on a fake house with that
SikoyaKitty: mr. SPONSER!!!!!!
SikoyaKitty: I live in a 3 mill house dork.
SikoyaKitty: I get to play for fun..