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I am Ocud. You have probably arrived at my blog because you lost a big pot to another tool, just like yourself, and have come to unleash some of that anger or maybe your poker tournament has entered a break and you are looking for some entertainment.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Poker Hand Breakdown

Here I explain to deelo88.1, how he lost his hand. My explanation makes absolutely no sense. Still deelo88.1 was trying to give me the real truth.

Tournament: deelo88.1 is eliminated and is placed 66th
Tournament: blockbaby wins 10 bounty.
IAMOCUD[Observer]:How many bounties do you have?
deelo88.1[Observer]:what a ****ing joke
deelo88.1[Observer]:AT
deelo88.1[Observer]:douchebag
deelo88.1[Observer]:horrible
IAMOCUD[Observer]:you just suck
blockbaby: bounti
blockbaby: 7
deelo88.1[Observer]:yea i suck playing KK
deelo88.1[Observer]:dumb****
deelo88.1[Observer]:everyone here needs to get a clue...this tourney was just hilarious
IAMOCUD[Observer]:think about it you tool. he has two chances of getting a pair
IAMOCUD[Observer]:you don't
deelo88.1[Observer]:b/c a pair of tens would beat me right?
deelo88.1[Observer]:god your a dumbass
d.sims: he had a flush draw and a A to hit
d.sims: 12 outs
deelo88.1[Observer]:he didn't have a flush draw pre-flop you ****nig idiot
IAMOCUD[Observer]:He could've got two As or 3 10s
deelo88.1[Observer]:my god are you legally retarded
d.sims: did
deelo88.1[Observer]:well **** i coulda got quads if you wanna talk like that
deelo88.1[Observer]:could coulda coulda
NateHennig: deelo smoke a bowl
IAMOCUD[Observer]:you didn't have a chance to get a 3 of a kind
deelo88.1[Observer]:he's a 16% underdog you douche
deelo88.1[Observer]:go read a book
IAMOCUD[Observer]:i think you need to visit my site
deelo88.1[Observer]:nah, i dont need a site that sells sheeps for ****ing
Tournament: Shady Slim is eliminated and is placed 62nd
Tournament: d.sims wins 10 bounty.
Tournament: Hand-for-Hand play in effect. Waiting for other tables to
finish.
IAMOCUD[Observer]:ocud . blogspot . com

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