Major Tool Spotted on Sportsbook

I apologize for the numerous blog entries in such a short period of time. Although, I have come across a major tool tonight. I found this one on Sportsbook. This was the longest chat ever recorded in my tool talk history and possibly the biggest tool I have ever encountered. Even after this tool was eliminated, he followed me until I reached the final table in hopes that someone would take me out. Therefore, I am only showing excerpts and my comments. Should you wish to view the entire chat, feel free to request the transcript when leaving a comment.

We will revisit this comment later
CALL2WIN2X: It's funny being called a tool
CALL2WIN2X: being I taught the guy who taught Greg Raymer

Random interjection by another tool
IAMOCUD[Observer]:You are a TOOL
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CALL2WIN2X: DEFINE TOOL?
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IAMOCUD[Observer]:Tool: A person, typically a male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a "what are you doing here look" look
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tiltyoworld: IAMOCUD: We're trying to play poker and you're not {what are you doing here look} I think that would make you like a DUESCHTOOL..just a thought

After this sequence I have supposedly been ignored. We were definitely far from that.
tiltyoworld: can we go back to playin poker sometime today instead of trading insults with people we'll never talk to I again..THANKS
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CALL2WIN2X: thanks Tilt
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CALL2WIN2X: he is just an idiot
CALL2WIN2X: I will put him on ignore
IAMOCUD[Observer]:I'm going to ignore you too
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IAMOCUD[Observer]:If you place high, it means you got lucky and if you place low then it means you were being a typical tool
CALL2WIN2X: lucky 3 times out of 5 today?
CALL2WIN2X: I think not
CALL2WIN2X: IDIOT
CALL2WIN2X: STFU
IAMOCUD[Observer]:I thought I was on ignore stupid tool

Not sure where this saying comes from
CALL2WIN2X: YOU SAY I KNOW HOW...
CALL2WIN2X: I KNOW HOW...
CALL2WIN2X: AND THEN SMASH...
CALL2WIN2X: BITE CURB IDIOT!
CALL2WIN2X: CRY TO SOMEONE WHO CARES!

After losing a disgusting hand to somebody else
Sir Salvager: can u observe other table?
IAMOCUD[Observer]:Sir, you should have been observing after that last hand
IAMOCUD[Observer]:being the tool that you are, you called with 8 6
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Sir Salvager: no idiot I went all in they called

CALL2WIN2X supposedly invented "Poker After Dark" Whatever that is
TeUnit[Observer]:ocud what happend to the tuf guy
IAMOCUD[Observer]:I'm still tough
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TeUnit[Observer]:no the guy sayin he invented poker
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:Not invented Poker idiot. I invented Poker After Dark.

Sometime after CALL2WIN2X has been eliminated, it started heating up
Ocud.: why you observing tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:Trust me
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:you got lucky twice
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:out of 5 times
Ocud.: you tool
Ocud.: jealous tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:and you still wont break 5th
IAMOCUD[Observer]:notice how CALL has toned down
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:WRITE THAT ON YOUR SITE
IAMOCUD[Observer]:I will actually
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:ALSO WRITE THAT CALL SAYS YOU ARE A DOUCHE
IAMOCUD[Observer]:It will be a follow-up post
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:GOOD
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:I WILL TAKE YOUR POST
Ocud.: once we win everything will be avaialbel
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND ALSO PUBLISH IT
TeUnit[Observer]:what is the website?
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:IN MY BOOK
Ocud.: on ocud dot blogspot dot com
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:ABOUT RUDE PEOPLE
Tournament: Blinds going up to 4,000/8,000 Ante 800
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU THINK I WONT
Tournament: Extra Time for scottish101
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:BUT IM ACTUALLY A LOT BETTER CONNECTED THAN YOU MR. DOUCHE. YOU P**SED OFF THE WRONG ONE THIS TIME. I ALWAYS WIN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. REMEMBER THAT. YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING... ;-p

More threats
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:REMEMBER THAT!
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:I HAVE 50 PEOPLE
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:UNDER ME
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:30 BANDS
IAMOCUD[Observer]:You are such a tool that my site may explode so please tone it down okay
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND A BUNCH OF POLITICIANS
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:NO
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:HEAR THIS:
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU WILL WISH YOU NEVER EVEN MET ME.
Ocud.: dude calm down man just poker
Ocud.: chill out a bit brotha
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND ALTHOUGH I AM AS CALM AS CAN BE, I AM GOING TO UNLEASH FURY LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER KNOWN IT IN YOUR LIFE.
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:COUNT ON IT ****ER
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:SO YOU PUBLISH THIS ON YOUR DINKY SITE.
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU WILL BECOME WORLDWIDE NEWS.
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND IT WILL NOT BE THE GOOD KIND.
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:IT WILL BE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO BE LIKE.
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CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU PICKED A FIGHT WITH A GIANT
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND YOU WILL LOSE.
KingofTools[Observer]:yeah he picked a fight with a giant tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE TOOLBOX
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND HEAR THE ECHO OF A MAN ONCE PROUD
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:SAY PLEASE STOP
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:I DONT WANT ANY TROUBLE
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:AND MY ANGELS
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:WILL FLY DOWN UPON YOU
KingofTools[Observer]:listen to this tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:LIKE RAIN IN THE MIDST OF A HURRICANE
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CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOU WANT TO FIGHT WITH A MARTIAL ARTIST

CALL2WIN2X hoping that I lose. Instead I placed 4th
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:SOMEONE KNOCK THIS IDIOT OUT

The first time someone tried to assign a meaning to my name
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:OCUD = OBNOXIOUS CUNNING UNMANNERED DOUCHEBAG

And again
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:OBNOXIOUS CUNNING UNMANNERED DOUCHEBAG

Poking more fun at this tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:I WROTE THE WORDS
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:TO THAT SONG
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:BY THREE DAYS GRACE FOR PEOPLE "JUST LIKE YOU"
KingofTools[Observer]:Im sure you tool
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:;-P
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:BE CERTAIN
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:OF IT
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:THE TRUTH
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:TRANSCENDS THAT INTIMIDATION
Sir Salvager[Observer]:i wrote 3 for elvis
KingofTools[Observer]:yeah i wrote thriller and man in the mirror
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:NO AND NO
Ocud.: i co-authored a blog
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Ocud.: ocud dot blogspot dot com
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IAMOCUD[Observer]:ocud dot blogspot dot com

Keep in mind, this tool taught the teacher of Greg Raymer
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:PROS HAVE HANDS 1 IN 10
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:THAT IS THE RATIO
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:OF GOOD HANDS TO MARGINAL HANDS IN POKER
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:FOLKS
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:SO IF YOU SEE SOMEONE GO ALL IN
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:MORE THAN 1 IN 10
Tournament: Blinds going up to 8,000/16,000 Ante 1,500
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:CONSISTENTLY
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:HE IS A BULLY
CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:CHECK THE PAPER IN AGUORA HILLS NEXT SUNDAY

After finishing in top 5
Tournament: Ocud. is eliminated and is placed 4th
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CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:NOW I CAN LEAVE

Random funny quotes
· KingofTools[Observer]:All I'm hearing from this calltowin tool is "blah blah blah I'm a stupid tool"
· CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:He has a bot
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CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:YOUR BOT USAGE IS AMAZING
· CALL2WIN2X[Observer]:WHO TAUGHT THE TEACHER OF GREG RAYMER